Me do not want the D
Me want the C
this could confirm that you’re either hungry or a lesbian
this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times
I don’t care, fuck you
as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.
all of this made him
a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
oh my god
This is cute because it’s probably the first time she’s seen/had her hair completely dry and it’s all soft and full of volume (o:
How the hell is her hair soft after living in salt water for all her life
shhh. mermaid physics.
I hate it when you just randomly get hit with crippling embarrassment over something you did years ago and you’re writhing with your hands over your face trying to tell the memory to go away omg shut the fuck up
Tumblr: Where’s season three?
Tumblr: Where’s Season Three?
Tumblr: WHERE’S SEASON THREE?!
BBC: Hey we made season thr-
Tumblr: WE’RE NOT READY